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Cookies N' Creme Covered Utters
I am Utters.

Does your shlong hang low,
Does it wobble to and fro,
Can you tie it in a knot,
Can you tie it in a bow,
Could you throw it over your shoulder like a cotinental soldier,
Does your shlong hang low?

Done.


P.S. I only post on the weekend due to school :(
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ifitsorangeitsjackie:

This is one of the bestest friends I have ever haaad! She’s daaa best. She has her moments to be fun & those moments where you gotta be mature & just tolerate shit. She’s one of the most forgiving people ever, sometimes she can be stubborn but i look past that cuz over all, she’s a wonderful person. We can be us & still have fun, & not doing dumb shit like smoking & being slutty & stuff. Just breathing air and laughing. LOL. dkm! I hope we can stay friends for a while! Sharisse is a really solid person. Still, blessed that I met you! Happy birthday Sharisse! (: love you so much woman<3 :D (Taken with instagram)

Jackie you are such a sweetie, I DON’T THINK YOU FUNDERSTAND THE AMOUNT OF LOVE I HARBOUR FOR YOU. You are one of the people I wanna keep 5ever so I don’t wanna be friends for a while, I wanna be friends five-ever <3 I accept you for all your awesome, your fluffy moments and your you-ness and I am so FRICKEN HAPPY that you talked to me in french class way back when C: I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU <3 [This is a butt with a cone x) ]
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Night <3

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— Use of Profanity With Age
- 8 years old:oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
- 18 years old:WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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womenshealthmag:

10 Healthy Sweet Potato Recipes!
For a humble root vegetable, the sweet potato sure does have a lot going for it. The orange tuber packs 438% of your daily value of infection-fighting vitamin A and, like carrots, sweet potatoes are a major source of skin-protecting beta-carotene. While bananas are often touted as the go-to source of potassium, a medium sweet potato has 28% more potassium than a banana. (The mineral helps your body absorb fluids to replace sweat losses.)
Whether sweet potatoes only enter your kitchen on Thanksgiving or they have a regular spot in your cooking rotation, you could probably use more delicious ways to prepare them. Here are 10 recipes for dishes from fries to soup—each with about 300 calories or less.
Spicy Sweet Potato Fries
Roasted Sweet Potato Salad
Gingered Sweet Potato and Carrot Soup
Spiced Sweet Potato Chips
Baked Sweet Potato Latkes
Rosemary Sweet Potato Wedges
Chili-Spiced Mashed Sweet Potatoes
Apple and Sweet Potato Hash Browns
Ginger Sweet Potato Cheesecake
Marshmallow Whipped Sweet Potatoes
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